I have my good days and my bad days. My New Year's resolution is to not take anyone's bullshit. And so far, it's worked out quite nicely.
Dear Santa,
You are a bitch nigga. No, scratch that.
Dear Santa,
You are a bitch *ass* nigga. I heard they hired extra security to protect you. That’s a bitch move, Santa. I’m coming for that ass again. Until you pay what you owe.
Sincerely yours, The Santa Stalker.
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