1. "

    Dear Santa,

    You are a bitch nigga. No, scratch that.

    Dear Santa,

    You are a bitch *ass* nigga. I heard they hired extra security to protect you. That’s a bitch move, Santa. I’m coming for that ass again. Until you pay what you owe.

    Sincerely yours, The Santa Stalker.

    "

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    Boondocks (Riley Freeman)
    2 years ago